Ah life,One minute youre waching the ring, the next its sixteen candles, a comedy to help scrub the brian free of the freakishness of THE RING.

Im haveing some blog issues. Im trying to make all of my past bloggs visable on my page.I can see them in "manage posts" area.so I m hopeing that posting a new blog will bring them back scince I changed the settings to show 50.

I read some more bible this morning. Its still good. Philippians1:18 But what does it matter?.......

"But I do....And im sorry.......but it wont stop..."

Ah life, one minute you've got the fastest computer on the market,the next its not even HALF as powerful enuff to run star wars galaxies.


the bible is prety cool I should read it more.

Ephesians 6:19.


"You dont know what its like being me,out here for you. It is an up at dawn pride swallowing SIEGE,that I will never fully tell you about."

Ah Life,one minute you're playing with the old school little people with the woden body's that are prety mutch just a peg,and the plastic heads,the next your kids are playing with new school little people,fully sculpted and intricatly painted and starring in thier own clay-mation video that comes free with the school bus.

Taxes!! freakin Taxes! not just income tax that I can handle,its all these biusness
taxes.Ok I get sales tax, the previous month is due by the 30th of the following and its 7.25% I GET IT! but i also get like twoo other tax things from the employment of assholesation place .I took them to my Acountant ,who I think is great or thought, because he bailed me out but this crap just keeps comming and Id pay it if I new what the hell it was.

I just want to draw pitchures

"Johny Ive gota go we're excpecting another call from you any minute"

Ah life, one minute you live in a house with twelve people.the next its only eight.

The Parkers, Boyds,and Citizens all moved in together about a month ago.A few nights ago Joe found out he was needed back in Ohio,So the Boyds pushed thier vacation up a few weeks and left on a moments notice to be with joes family.The house seems kind of empty.If it ever crossed your mind, "how the hell are those freeks going to ajust to shareing thier daliy and nightly lives together",I'll tell ya the oposit is actualy harder to get use to(not shareing the daliy stuff that is).We where just starting to realy come together in this last week.One night after dinner we had a water gun fight in the front yard then took a walk to the park in the unfinished houseing development next to ours.The kids ran though the sprinklers .That night (or was it the next?) We stayed up till about two in the morning sitting and talking in the orange room.The seating in that room dosnt realy acomidate more than two, so most every one was siting some where kind of uncomfortable,but I think we were all so into just siting and bullshiting that no one wanted to risk messing with the mojo by moveing to a diferent room.So Joe and deb,after just a few short weeks it feels wierd not haveing you around.Do what you need to do,find time to enjoy yourselves,then hurry back,you're missed.


"I have no regrets,I lost them on my travels"

Ah life, on minute you,re smoking sawdust rolled up in news papper with John Jenni,the next you're smoking cigars at the greatest poker night ever in Brent Givens garage.


Geeks unite! tonight I took my da to the wierd Al consert at the Aladdin prefoming arts theater.AL or as I like to call him Wierd was Great!all the songs I love and several off the scale funny videos.He had these interviews with famous music people al la MTV movie awards parodies.I was looking for the videos on the web to show to kenny and tommy and I cam across some guys bolg that is titled wierd al vankovic. so this guy saw the concert like least night in california and they didnt get the oncore.The oncore tonight was my fovorite part but it seemed like one of those planned oncores,I geuss it wasnt or wierd wasnt felling up to it last night.the oncore was both star wars songs,The saga begins and yoda,Geek heaven.

"You got something to say?Why dont you say it in my microphone,I got ah back up mic rite here,check one two,check one two,thats rite there both workin and they dont like no feed back,what up?"

Ah life,one minute your drinking diet coke,the next its "Big Red"?


today I was feeling a little strange.This morning at work I went out to the street ,wich I harldy ever do.The hallway of the mall that I work in exits to the strip.I stood on a planter wall faceing the bellagio.Ther was one of thouse out door speakers that look like a rock playing an aladin casino comercial.then the rock started playing match box twenty or sometjing like it and I was in my own muisic video because I was so close to the rock speaker ot was ;ike the muisic was comeing from me.I just stood there listening to the song(if you ever listen to 94.1 youve herd it a bamiljion times) and waching the cars go by and the people go by and I was trippin on how many people there are and how much money they all have.Then there was the clasic homles guy who was talking to himself or someone that wasnt there. he drank a cup of coffee and smoked a sigeret then went downsome steps and threw his cup away.Then he pulled a can of soda out of the trash and drank that last little drop that you can never realy get.Nobody gave him any thing.but he was king of scarry .he looked like he was looking at me at one point but he might have just been talking to him self agian.I have so much,and im blesed with so many friends.

"Cheese me no likey"

Ah life, one day you're sportin a fresh mullet /jerry curl and the next you just wish you're thining hiar would make up its mind and go all the way bald allready



Emma has started a blog you can find it at emmacitizen.blogspot.com


"flip you're god damn hiar"

Ah life, One minute your at you're sisters house bloging on her computer,the next you try to post it and it gos by by into thin air.


Take 2

As I was reading alot of realy good blogs today(kelly.gean,Tommy,Andy,Joe)I began to Question my level of blog depth.Is every thing I write shallow or are other people just more open with thier feelings or Im I so open all the time that I feel like I would be repeating my self to get into sertian stuff here in our forum THE PEOPLES COURT!Oh yeah I had this reeealy clever analogy(or is it metaphor) about those bugs that float on the surface on the tips of thier legs but it go by by too.It sucks so mutch trying to reblog its all just gone.

Is that thing by the county building by the spagetti bowl, a new outlet mall or the new branch of ccsn?

"no way belz is bigger than wyamaya bra"

Ah Life, one day the cook at swensons is hooking you up with a bacon sandwich for your trip across the mall to the dumpster, the next you're paying 53 cents for a soda refill at nestle tollhouse cafe' by chip,fifty three cents?

Kenny and I have been trying to car pool to work as often as we can and thismorning kenny had a nine o clock meeting so we had to leave the house at eightish. As I was geting dressed at like Seven fifty I rememberd that for about Four years I had to be at work and set up by Eight.It was never that big of deal to get up at six thirty to leave the house by a quarter after seven.Now if my girls wake me up at eight thrity I feel like I getting jipped.And ist not like I useto go to bed earlyer because Ive always had the strick phylosiphy of sacrifice sleep for night time fun ,morning guy just has to suffer.My so called piont is how quickly perseptions of things can change.A year of getting to work at ten o'clock and now eight seems rediculous.

Watched Collin quins show tough crowd last night.Half hour show,Five minute funny.but it was kind of interesting

Three days till the Hulk

"bring me the hydrospaner!"

Ah life,one minute your writeing notes to your jr high girl friend,the next your "bloging?"


So today was fathers day the day when fathers are suposto just do what ever the hell they want. Yeah thats prety mutch every day, honestly most of us men are prety lazzy but oh well ,waht are ya gonna do ,change?So im in the Albertsons to buy a card for my dad.Im there with my eldest( oh yeah thats rite I said eldest,Im such a fag(( not that gay people say eldest somtimes sertin words just fit))daughter,Emma. All of the cards are gone, literaly, except for like four because its four thirty on fathers day.I hate greeting cards. what the hell is a greeting card? they all suck and are not funney or petheticly sappy.Anyway I looking at one of four cards left and its all" for my father from your daughter, for all the times you let me borrow the car,,blaa blaa blaa and thankfuly MY daughter saves me.Emma hands me a Pink,yellow and sky blue card and says " I like this card for P- pa" .The fancy hand scripted style font was done in hot pink glitter and it said ...CONGADULATIONS ON YOUR BAT MITSFA" . It also had a littel Blue glitter star of david.It was the perfect card for my dad. The envelope was pink also.


"I dont even own ah gun, let alone many that would nesesitae an intire rack"

ah life, one minute your playing break out on the original atari,the next your some wussy blond guy in MGS 2 ,not Snake.

so, spelling .Spelling is a issue for me. I have trouble with spelling and it makes me feel prety dumb.Now Im not the smartest guy around but I dont feel that im on the intelegence level that spelling should be dificult. Yes its all so very ironic and funny when I miss spell intelegence but thats exsactly what im talking about.
Yes Im prety shure I miss spelled exsactly it looks wrong but I tried several diferant ways and none of them looked any better.Im crazzy good at memorization so in school I always did well on spelling tests,but I just seem to be getting worse at it as the years go by.So I draw caricatures for a living and some times my customers ask me to write something on the drawing like"happy birthday or aniversary,both of those scare me to death because people are waching me and I just know im gonna spell it wrong.So i useualy tell them I just dont do it or that I lousy at caligraphy ,but sometimes the're persitant or insistant and the I useualy have to come up with some clever way of haveing them spell the word out so I dont look like a compleat retard, I mean realy,who cant spell happy bithday or anversary, Me for one.

I know useualy is wrong,it frustrates and pisses me off, I know its wrong.

"it stinks like sex in here"

AH life. One minute your in second grade learing to curse for the first time,the next your third child is on the way and you live in a house with two other families.

I wached Old school. It wasnt as funny as the hype,but thats the problem with hype.

Tommy's watch is working out nicely(last sunday Tommy Peterson left his watch on the table at my house,I tried it on ,he said I could have it)

I have a friend named Kelly Segovia , He's the smartest guy I know.

"Its some kind of body armor, He's human after all"