Ah life one minute your drilling teeth, the next .. you hit a nerve.


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Thats the sweet sauce!

"All too easy"

Ah life one minute you're dodging your child support and smacking your girlfriend because , you know she was looking at that guy at IN n OUT, the next you're anonymously commenting on blogs.

After I got back from buying a bulk package of tissues from Sams Club so I could finish crying my not as cool or tough as anonymous commenter's eyes out, I've composed myself enough to respond.This is my blog for all to read friends and nonfrieds alike. But i would appreciate semi-intelligent comments,of course that doesn't mean I'm gonna get em, it would just be nice to hear some thing like, "I cant believe you like those crap ass Lemony snicket books, I couldn't get through the first chapter of the first book it sucked so bad, you should read cowardly anonymous commenting for complete fucking idiots, its a mutch better read." signed,Your worst imaginary never met enemy, plus the link to my blog or e-mail so you can respond or better understand where I'm coming from. Instead of "I like different things than you like = I'm better than you" signed Pussy McscaredlyofpeopleIdontknowandhavenevermet.

"unfortunately none of use can control what the cakesniffers of the word wide internet do or say, the word "say" here means, type clever anonymous comments like" you're a poo poo head", and "your MOM likes slimeoney Licket". The worst part is this post is just fuel for the pathetic anonymous type. See how much attention one cleaver little remark has earned him/her.Oh well.

I'm almost finished with the eleventh snicket book, and I'm looking forward to the wait for the next book. I've read all eleven in about two months. Well I've got to run I've got a meeting of the "I mentioned that I like to read lemony snicket on my blog so I must be so obsessed with it that I cant distinguish fantasy from reeeeaaaalllityyyyyyy club". I'm a founding member.

I cant stop listening to Green Day American Idiot. Its trying to be one of the best albums I ever Heard.

P.S. the Lemony Snicket books are good.

"how's that workin out for you?, Being clever"

Ah life one minute you're spending an afternoon on the beach with your two siblings, the next you're trying to rig up a rollercoaster cart to run as a make shift car and escape to Mortmain Mountains before some one sees though your disguises as a two headed freak and a wolf baby.

IM hooked on A series of Unfortunate Events. Them are some pretty dang fun books to read. The author uses the physical aspects of the book( paper ,typed word) to do clever things.Its similar to a movie where the characters cross the fourth wall( is that what its called ? fourth line?Whatever) ANy way the point is , them is some fun books, and an addictive mystery.

Last night my monthly caricature gig got canceled. Atleast the agent didn't tell me so Three other artists and myself got to show up at the party and look like schmucks. Oh except for Jay he hadn't got there yet, He was just getting of the bus, you Know the bus, the very convenient and non time consuming bus he took all the way from like 215 and eastern. Thanks Kaya talent.

If your lookin for a good comic to read ,read The Goon. Its greatness.

Helen Parr is My hero.

"Remember the bad guys on those shows you use to watch on Saturday mornings, well these guys aren't like those guys,they wont exercise restraint because you're children, they will kill you if they get the chance, do not give them that chance"

Ah life, one minute its The Phantom Menace, Six years later its Revenge of the Sith.

Ian Mcdiamid Might just make this the greatest Star Wars Ever, Every Line he Delivers is Gold.


"Are you threatening me master jedi?"