Ah life, one day youre rated G, the next





My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?





"Thats cosmo,..... he's chinese"

Ah life,One day youre drinkin ogange soda, hte next kelly brings home Sam Adams Octoberfest(Yea!)

Tonight was Emmas open house for her school,James H. Bilbray.Some things bothered me and I had a moment.First the bothersome stuff.They did this little thing about the many hats of James H. Bilbray.(Who by the way is alive and well, I dont think schools should be named after living persons,i dont know why)He was this he was that, he did this he didi the other,Basicly he was a polititian,so yeah well polititians....you know, yuck.Any way Im left to assume that this touching tribute is arranged by the principle right?Fair assumtion right? yeah, shes his daughter.Dispite this bile inducing cerimony i had a moment.Durring the fifteen minute slide show of every person on srtaff at the school,loredana was freeking out anr not being any thing close to still and i looked at my wife and two girls, and they where perfect. I had the best family in the hole joint. (sorry bout the mush but it was a moment)

"I love the way you swig"

Ah life, one day syco jay is working with you, the next its rianbows and sunshine.


American splendor rocks. go see it before its gone.


"I just whant to let you knoew before we get into this i had a vasectomy'

Ah life one minute your A girld daddy only , the next.....


So,( lame of me to start with "so")

Preacher. Preacher is a comic book by Garth ennis.Comic book dosnt realy do it justis, you probly think of super hero's when you hear that,preacher is more of a gritty novel with lots of pitures,lots of amazziny pitures drawn by steve diillon.I started reading Preacher about seven years ago when it was a monthy book for DC's virtigo line.I think i made it through about the first twelve issues and then i felt i needed to stop reading it because of some of the content.Was it to violent?,to sexualy explicit?Probly but i like that stuff.the thing is Preacher hits the subject of God hard and if youre not ready for it its like a kick in the nads.But some people need a kick in the nads as Jesse Custer is often app to do.(Jesse custer is the Preacher) S about a year ago my friend Kelly gives me some of the Preacher trade paperbacks after i tell him im joensen for a good comic read.I was still afriad of the buck had a legit excuse not to read them hte collection he gave me was incompleat.Three days ago i decided to read them.Damb ther good. I dont think everyone can or should stumic the kind of attacts on God in this book,but if you beleave wwhat you cliam then this book cant change that ,but it WILL make you think and I think alot of CHristians dont want to.Thats what so great about convesion or getin saved, youve figured it out so not you can stop thinkin about it Wheew!.OH no ,no thank you that chalenges my beleifs ill not read that!THat was me seven years ago,after reading every last issue of Preacher ive come to the conclusion, I like a good chalenge.

"Maybe she's a herm?.....Little dick, little puss?"

Ah life, one minute youre van is in front of youre house , the next Your home owners accotiation has it towed,Without notice.


They took my van.You know the people we pay every month to take care of our naborhood,yah them.They had my van towed ,MY van the one i own out right,from in front of MY house,Why?Because its a rule.A rule.YAh one what could be a rule that would be good, CALL ME. Examble,Ring ring, hello? "hello this is the ha there a van in front of youre hous parked"ileagaly" its it youres?" Why yes it is " were are going to toe it if you dont get it off the street." OH that sucks , ok ill move it." that you ,now if youll excuse me i need to go drown some kittens". So they towed it OK i geuss I broke the rules and deserve it .At leastthey notifide me about the tow in a timely fashion, o wiat they still havent told me, thats right i called the poliece and reported it stollen. The poliece told me it had been towed, From an adress that dosent exict by the way.So ok now the tow company.Ring ringHello yes ah you towed our van umm where did you find it ?/ Idont know i wasnt driving thsat night/ OK so how much is this going to cost?/ well lets see its 110 for the tow and 35 for the impound/ ok that suks but ok,.Fast forward to today.IM here to pick my van from your verry ilicit looking place of biusness. Ok that will be 209/ Two hundered and nine? the guy on the phone siad 135.! Yeah well he was wrong , i can call the ownere if you like but thats not gonna change thats the price.OK you guys suck heres my card. We only take chash on impounds.Ah ahh ahhh fuck you!!!!!!
there so much moer interesting deatals to this story but I cant do it justis so im done. Fuckers
God bless America land of the free.

Unless you live in a privet natzi state.

"There is a way of treating people...there are things called manners!...this fish this fish has manners."

Ah life one minute your three,the next your thirty.

So my birthday is the 26th of september.I realy enjoy celebrating my birtday ,but When you have a party people feel obliugated to bring gifts.Ive got enuf stuff and I realy just like haning with a lot of people,SO what to do ,maybe I could do a white elephant type deal, but its cant be the normal kind,they usualy suck.I think ill have another pencil fight tounament,that was fun.Maybe thats the key, Nastalga factor. May be a pinyata, but a realy kick ass one, and some more classic games.lik,like ,like ah crap i dont know.I know ill hire a caricature artist!

"I cant Beleave it.......they fucking forgot my birthday"