I’d better stop or I’ll go blind.

So it’s taken three kids for it to happen but it finally happened. This morning I was looking at my business bank account online and the deposits still hadn’t gone through (its been a week since I’ve been credited a deposit but that’s a whole nother story) and as I logged off I sighed. But the thing is my sighs don’t sound like "sigh" they sound like "fffuck " Jack was right next to me and he started saying " fuck it, where’s my dam , fuck it where’s my dam ." So I just kind of froze and waited to see if he would say it any more, he didn’t. I need to clean up my potty talk or I’m gonna have to wash my mouth out with soap.

" It ‘twas, it ‘twas SOAP PIOSONING!"